I'm back, or there again!!!
Feb. 15th, 2005 02:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
So, I swapped the snow of Sweden for the snow of Colorado once more. After the trip from hell, with me having a cold, sniveling with a sore throat in a five hours delayed plane from London, with screaming babies, rude brits (not that common actually...) and a lo-hoot of turbulence during which I gave feverish thanks to the gods of motion sickness pills. The trip took 18 hours (!).
But, the important part is...I did waltz through customs flashing my VIP spanking new VISA!
After months of sucking up, paper orgies and oral bribes (stop thinking it, you dirty rats!), I finally have the power of not being harassed by peon level customs employees.
Yay...
Tomorrow I'll start working at the Colorado State Archives. Chanting in my head:
I must not fuck up, I must not fuck up, I must not fuck up, I must not fuck up...
Also I'm ovulating and I know it!
Great, my superpower skillz will be: the capacity of tracking down her entire menstrual cycle and not being harassed by peon level customs employees.
Say hi to Suckage Girl, your new friendly neighborhood super hero, true to the era of modernism and capitalism she's good for nothing much except herself, and barely that.
Well...I'd better go and have some uninterrupted sexual intercourse if I'm to make any babies in this incarnation and lifetime.
But, the important part is...I did waltz through customs flashing my VIP spanking new VISA!
After months of sucking up, paper orgies and oral bribes (stop thinking it, you dirty rats!), I finally have the power of not being harassed by peon level customs employees.
Yay...
Tomorrow I'll start working at the Colorado State Archives. Chanting in my head:
I must not fuck up, I must not fuck up, I must not fuck up, I must not fuck up...
Also I'm ovulating and I know it!
Great, my superpower skillz will be: the capacity of tracking down her entire menstrual cycle and not being harassed by peon level customs employees.
Say hi to Suckage Girl, your new friendly neighborhood super hero, true to the era of modernism and capitalism she's good for nothing much except herself, and barely that.
Well...I'd better go and have some uninterrupted sexual intercourse if I'm to make any babies in this incarnation and lifetime.
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Date: 2005-02-16 07:49 am (UTC)(and whoever said "it's the journey that matters, not the destination" could not have been flying halfway across the world to their loved one.)
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Date: 2005-02-17 01:40 am (UTC)