I'm back, or there again!!!

[seal]

So, I swapped the snow of Sweden for the snow of Colorado once more. After the trip from hell, with me having a cold, sniveling with a sore throat in a five hours delayed plane from London, with screaming babies, rude brits (not that common actually...) and a lo-hoot of turbulence during which I gave feverish thanks to the gods of motion sickness pills. The trip took 18 hours (!).
But, the important part is...I did waltz through customs flashing my VIP spanking new VISA!
After months of sucking up, paper orgies and oral bribes (stop thinking it, you dirty rats!), I finally have the power of not being harassed by peon level customs employees.

Yay...

Tomorrow I'll start working at the Colorado State Archives. Chanting in my head:
I must not fuck up, I must not fuck up, I must not fuck up, I must not fuck up...

Also I'm ovulating and I know it!
Great, my superpower skillz will be: the capacity of tracking down her entire menstrual cycle and not being harassed by peon level customs employees.
Say hi to Suckage Girl, your new friendly neighborhood super hero, true to the era of modernism and capitalism she's good for nothing much except herself, and barely that.

Well...I'd better go and have some uninterrupted sexual intercourse if I'm to make any babies in this incarnation and lifetime.

Comments

Welcome Back!

[seamusd.livejournal.com]

Here's to uninterrupted sexual intercourse!

Re: Welcome Back!

[sealwhiskers.livejournal.com]

Yay, always!!
(it's actually good to be back!)

[striver.livejournal.com]

Welcome Back! :oP

[sealwhiskers.livejournal.com]

Thanks Lee! I'm gonna go and catch up on my friendslist now.

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

MEGAHUGS!!!!! and WELCOME BACK!!!!!

[sealwhiskers.livejournal.com]

*SUPERMEGASEALHUGS* to the leetle canadian librarian!

[jlsjlsjls.livejournal.com]

Ooooo ... FLIPPERS!!!!!

And don't knock those superpowers ... the ability to breeze through Customs is FAR more useful than the ability to leap tall buildings at a single bound. ;-)

[northern]

Sorry about the horrible trip, but I'm glad you're safe and sound and don't have to fly for some months now. *hugs you tight*

[sealwhiskers.livejournal.com]

Have a wonderful time with your honey, I'll call and we'll make more Visby plans further down the spring road. *supersnuggles*

[kejn.livejournal.com]

good luck with everything
(and whoever said "it's the journey that matters, not the destination" could not have been flying halfway across the world to their loved one.)

[sealwhiskers.livejournal.com]

Well...sometimes Karin Boye could be quite bipolar in her life view. Take care during these months cookie, see you in the summer!

[tommdroid.livejournal.com]

Also I'm ovulating and I know it!

ick! I think that is worse then periods, on many occasions. a warm bean-bag on your tummy and lots of chocolate!

Great, my superpower skillz will be: the capacity of tracking down her entire menstrual cycle and not being harassed by peon level customs employees.

as my super-powers seem to be killing horses by favourising them, I'd say you came out on top ;))

Well...I'd better go and have some uninterrupted sexual intercourse if I'm to make any babies in this incarnation and lifetime.

definitly. if having babies why not have the fun making them. and they say vitamin-e is a real killer ;))

[sealwhiskers.livejournal.com]

check! I brought the bean bag this time (although that's actually for the rag week, ovulation makes me horny..)
..and let's just say that my body is on chocolate rehab. I'm an addict and I need help.

[jennixen.livejournal.com]

*lmao*

I miss you already but if you write funny posts like this, I will be able to survive without you. ;))

*huggles*

[sealwhiskers.livejournal.com]

See you in the summer Otter! We'll have a swell time!

[sithhappens.livejournal.com]

Wow, that time went fast--meaning the time you were in Sweden. When did you leave for Colorado anyway? Congrats on using your Jedi tricks to fool the customs idiots to let you pass. Oops, was I not supposed to say that? ;)

Good luck on the job anyway.

[sealwhiskers.livejournal.com]

shh-shhh! Don't reveal my secret jedi-seal trick!!!

[poetdan.livejournal.com]

I found you in seamusd's journal. WHen I lived in Baltimore there were seals in an open area by the aquarium. They just hung out. I'd like to add you. I comment alot but post in cycles. Perhaps my website will reveal some of me. I read and comment more than I post. My posts are like water in the dessert, I suppose. But in my journal you may find exotic gifts or rotting camel meat. I am facinated reading of the minuate of others...not of my own.

[sealwhiskers.livejournal.com]

hey there Dan, I would like to say any friend of Seamusd's is a friend of mine..but lately I'm a little more grumpy than that ;)
however...that rotting camel meat will foil me every time, so sure, come climb right in!