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Gaaah - death by Internet overload while studying...
I fucking HATE:
When someone *bounces happily* in writing, or *giggles crazily* or something like that. Now...if you would write *masturbates frantically to your words* or *pokes ear and analyzes what's on my finger afterwards*, then I'd show a little more respect.
I also fucking LOATH when someone repeats (often in writing about oneself on the internet): I'm sooo strange, I'm strange like that, blah blah blah
Oftentimes this means you're boring like shit and your mommy and daddy just didn't give you the attention you deserve. SOBfuckinlySOB
In the name of everything that's precious and unique, let OTHERS decide if you're it!!! ....And if your'e not the generic fangirl teen..then it's REALLY pathetic. Teens are entitled to claim the field of utter strangeness and anal specialnezz as their own.
Worst thing: describing utter boring shit that one has done as the generic strange thing. Example: Today I got up and made tomato soup for breakfast, and then I sang this song by Tori Amos backwards before eating it. It reminded me of blood...*giggles* I'm sooo strange..
Now note how the proclamation of one's own strangeness sort of deflates that slightly original sentence.
So remember: YOU ARE NOT STRANGE!! YOU ARE PART OF THE UTTERLY MUNDANE GREY UNIVERSE WHERE NASTY HOMEBOUND STUDY-BITCHES LIKE ME WILL EAT YOU ALIVE AND SPIT YOU OUT AS PERFECT POST MODERN CLONES IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE.
...yeah..I need a drink. And I wasn't kidding about the nasty-hag mode.
Oh god..this academic writing thing will be the death of my intellect.
*Bounces madly away while trying to masturbate at the same time*
When someone *bounces happily* in writing, or *giggles crazily* or something like that. Now...if you would write *masturbates frantically to your words* or *pokes ear and analyzes what's on my finger afterwards*, then I'd show a little more respect.
I also fucking LOATH when someone repeats (often in writing about oneself on the internet): I'm sooo strange, I'm strange like that, blah blah blah
Oftentimes this means you're boring like shit and your mommy and daddy just didn't give you the attention you deserve. SOBfuckinlySOB
In the name of everything that's precious and unique, let OTHERS decide if you're it!!! ....And if your'e not the generic fangirl teen..then it's REALLY pathetic. Teens are entitled to claim the field of utter strangeness and anal specialnezz as their own.
Worst thing: describing utter boring shit that one has done as the generic strange thing. Example: Today I got up and made tomato soup for breakfast, and then I sang this song by Tori Amos backwards before eating it. It reminded me of blood...*giggles* I'm sooo strange..
Now note how the proclamation of one's own strangeness sort of deflates that slightly original sentence.
So remember: YOU ARE NOT STRANGE!! YOU ARE PART OF THE UTTERLY MUNDANE GREY UNIVERSE WHERE NASTY HOMEBOUND STUDY-BITCHES LIKE ME WILL EAT YOU ALIVE AND SPIT YOU OUT AS PERFECT POST MODERN CLONES IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE.
...yeah..I need a drink. And I wasn't kidding about the nasty-hag mode.
Oh god..this academic writing thing will be the death of my intellect.
*Bounces madly away while trying to masturbate at the same time*
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Much sympathy and HUGS for your current state ... I've shared smallish living quarters with somebody nearing the deadline for turning in their dissertation, so I can just imagine how you're feeling (not to mention the horrible things you want to do to the people around you who DON'T have papers due and are leading "normal" lives). And I also know, like my roomie, you are brilliant and will finish your paper on time and set a record high grade. Probably while hopping cheerfully and tittering insanely
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a former boyfriend eh? hm yeah..I was feeling a little like a growling angry masculine cliché...a bit Henry Miller in fact..
(oh god..perhaps the next step when I get maddening angry is to quench the urge to fuck bouncing fangirl teens with a strap on...I think not!)
*Hugs back*
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Hope you're having a happier one today.
P.S. At least if the fangirls are bouncing, then they'll be doing all the work when you fuck 'em. ***EVIL grin***
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Stop that immediately and find yourself the sexy dyke you deserve! ;)
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Never fear ... that particular relationship ended more than two decades ago. And I did, since then, meet the sexy dyke I deserved ... all I need now is to do something about this international long-distance relationship thing. :P
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That was funny. Very well said. I think people should have to take an IQ test before they are granted internet access.
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What would we do if there would be no one to despice...*sigh*
Life is hard in the top, never any balance...
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I hate people that think they're too weird.
When I lived on Vancouver Island, I met a
few people who kept asking, during conver-
sation, "I'm not freaking you out, am I?"
and letting me know that they were "freaks"
or "weird". My only thought was, "My girl-
friend and I did weirder things before
breakfast." But these people were very used
to the small-minded people on the island
finding them oh-so-very-odd and they were
used to having the monopoly on weirdness.
I just thought they were rather stupid
and provincial, and they didn't really
like sharing their space with people like
my girlfriend or me.
A friend of mine who's known Wretch and me
for over a decade thinks that Wretch and I
*want* to be weird. We keep telling him it
would be sooo nice if we could fit in, but
we finally gave up and embraced our little
eccentricities as the only way to make our-
selves somewhat happy in this world.
*clutches nads and wanders off to lay down,
wishing masturbation were an option*
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sation, "I'm not freaking you out, am I?"
Ironically, when I spoke to Seal shortly after she wrote this, she asked me if what she'd written freaked me out...
>clutches nads
When I found out that X was cheating on me, it turned out to be with a guy she worked with named Nad. (She muttered something about his dad naming him after an old Navy buddy...)
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She's really just a poseur, isn't she? :-P
>When I found out that X was cheating on me, it turned out to be with a guy she worked with named Nad. (She muttered something about his dad naming him after an old Navy buddy...)
Oh, I just *bet* some of his best friends
were Nads on those long sea voyages! I
wonder if any of his buddies were named
Dick, too!
What ethnicity was ol' Nad?
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...I've taken my medication now like a good girl...
...wanna blow job?...
*bows down humbly, ready to serve*
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I actually don't mind strange, I don't mind weird, I don't mind utterly normal, or even boring. Just as long as they don't roam around the internet or real life and proclaim how strange they are while *bouncing* and *giggling madly*
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I got this link from
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...and then try roaming through some fandom sites and baaad teen age poetry sites, and the picture is complete.
...but the splendor of my divine irritation is gone. Most times I'm not one to be bothered very much by these things. I blame my current situation. :)
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(I wonder what your verdict on Seals would be, in your animal farm...)
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Well, I think that everyone IS unique but that some people wants to be unique in the same way that their friends are. ;)
And well, let's face it, if everyone is unique, it's nothing special about it...and nobody is worth more than someone else anyway. :)))
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*tries to bounce but snorts out cough-drops instead*