seal | Gaaah - death by Internet overload while studying...

I fucking HATE:

When someone *bounces happily* in writing, or *giggles crazily* or something like that. Now...if you would write *masturbates frantically to your words* or *pokes ear and analyzes what's on my finger afterwards*, then I'd show a little more respect.

I also fucking LOATH when someone repeats (often in writing about oneself on the internet): I'm sooo strange, I'm strange like that, blah blah blah

Oftentimes this means you're boring like shit and your mommy and daddy just didn't give you the attention you deserve. SOBfuckinlySOB

In the name of everything that's precious and unique, let OTHERS decide if you're it!!! ....And if your'e not the generic fangirl teen..then it's REALLY pathetic. Teens are entitled to claim the field of utter strangeness and anal specialnezz as their own.

Worst thing: describing utter boring shit that one has done as the generic strange thing. Example: Today I got up and made tomato soup for breakfast, and then I sang this song by Tori Amos backwards before eating it. It reminded me of blood...*giggles* I'm sooo strange..

Now note how the proclamation of one's own strangeness sort of deflates that slightly original sentence.

So remember: YOU ARE NOT STRANGE!! YOU ARE PART OF THE UTTERLY MUNDANE GREY UNIVERSE WHERE NASTY HOMEBOUND STUDY-BITCHES LIKE ME WILL EAT YOU ALIVE AND SPIT YOU OUT AS PERFECT POST MODERN CLONES IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE.

...yeah..I need a drink. And I wasn't kidding about the nasty-hag mode.
Oh god..this academic writing thing will be the death of my intellect.

*Bounces madly away while trying to masturbate at the same time*