Beware all you white bread goody gooders!

There are moments when the sextips community seems full of people that are a)extremely love struck teenagers that seem to be under the impression that they will be together with their leetle bf/gf forever (can't wait for the wake-up call..), or b)ppl that have only fucked one person and are still together with that one and are completely (or pretend to be)happy with that.

So I posted this really white trash comment on loosing virginity to someone one loves just because I was gaging on all the in-love-cuteness. The comment is true though, although taken out of it's context it may sound really trashy.

Le sigh...I'm bitter, heh..I've finally reached the state of bitterness. It's a thresh hold, I can feel the rite of passage ooozzing through me...YES, BITTERSVILLE!

So..how does one start a flame war against cute couples in love without any scars of previous relationships, on a community?

spawnsong I'm counting on advice from you here, you know a thing or two about flame wars and debating shit because of a complex mixture of feelings.

Oh..and in case any one wonders..yes, I completely envy all of them..

Originally an answer to my flame war trainer S, but now made into a post. (see also previous post)

So i dunno, you may want to start off by making a blatantly un-PC comment...that usually gets the PC gestapo's attention and you're off. Just be careful not to give away the fact that you really are in bittersville, bordering on envy-town, because they will rip you apart if that gets out. (this post, in my humble opinion as your new flame-trainer, may have to be re-classified as 'friends only').

No master sensei. In every other aspect you are right, you are sly and clever, even wise sometimes, but no. It would cramp my style if I would hide the fact that I'm living in Bittersville (bordering on Envy-Town). On the contrary, I consider myself the spokesperson for the choked up citizens of Bittersville. I want to represent all those with lust stained sheets from either lots of lonely self love, or from plain carnal activity with another sexually frustrated non-loving and un-loved individual.

I want to be the acid rain that falls on the lonely figure walking home from not spending the whole night in some one else's bed.

I want to be the dark wing of a moth stroking over the faces of young lovers, reminding them that all can end in an instant...

I want to represent the limbo where once true love just ended without any visible reason, and reincarnation was stuck in the glue of that paradox.

I would be that moment of un belief that enters when a well known close one of many years, holds out his hand onto some one else's waist, and strokes it the exact same way that he did yours so many times...Yes, that moment when time makes a loop and bites itself in the ass, but you find yourself staring at it from outside yourself. That moment would be me.

I am calm and cool headed now, from lots of physical hard work, not as irritated as I was this morning. Your advice on a non PC post is excellent. If/when I make one it will say something like this: Sex sucks when you love someone, it brings to it so many binding aspects, that it makes you fake virtually everything, and this act is actually the blasphemy of fucking and an insult to good and healthy sex. If you want to get off in a good and honest way, you should do it with a stranger or someone that you at least not love at all.

So what do I envy then?
That's easy. I envy everything else, but not the sex.

Any chance that I would win this flame war? or at least make myself a little smug over here in Bittersville?