Beware all you white bread goody gooders!

[seal]

There are moments when the sextips community seems full of people that are a)extremely love struck teenagers that seem to be under the impression that they will be together with their leetle bf/gf forever (can't wait for the wake-up call..), or b)ppl that have only fucked one person and are still together with that one and are completely (or pretend to be)happy with that.

So I posted this really white trash comment on loosing virginity to someone one loves just because I was gaging on all the in-love-cuteness. The comment is true though, although taken out of it's context it may sound really trashy.

Le sigh...I'm bitter, heh..I've finally reached the state of bitterness. It's a thresh hold, I can feel the rite of passage ooozzing through me...YES, BITTERSVILLE!

So..how does one start a flame war against cute couples in love without any scars of previous relationships, on a community?

spawnsong I'm counting on advice from you here, you know a thing or two about flame wars and debating shit because of a complex mixture of feelings.

Oh..and in case any one wonders..yes, I completely envy all of them..

Comments

I'm bored, so i'm actually going to take this literally.

[spawnsong.livejournal.com]

I dunno, starting flame wars with love struck 17 year olds seems too easy, not to mention the fact that you'll end getting too much material to work with and your ever so well crafted arguments are likely to go over these imbeciles' heads. This happens to me often enough...i put together a cogent argument, and the person its aimed at exhibits the comprehension skills of lint, and then at some point i jump up and yell "straw man, straw man", to no avail, then i sit back and grind my teeth and you hear about it in my lj. Nobody wins. But its fun to insult and degrade sometimes, its the foundation for an entire 'school' of comdedy, so go for it.

The best flame wars are ones that degenerate into tests of creative insult craftsmanship, the most difficult ones are political and ethical ones because then you actually have to review every single world you write so as to not leave any openings. The worst feeling is actually being caught in a trap you set for yourself...at this point i usually fall back on the "your mother was over here last night...." technique.

So i dunno, you may want to start off by making a blatantly un-PC comment...that usually gets the PC gestapo's attention and you're off. Just be careful not to give away the fact that you really are in bittersville, bordering on envy-town, because they will rip you apart if that gets out. (this post, in my humble opinion as your new flame-trainer, may have to be re-classified as 'friends only').

Re: I'm bored, so i'm actually going to take this literally.

[sealwhiskers.livejournal.com]

Hey Sensei..I made my answer a whole post. See it as my way of paying my respect to your flame-war wisdom =)
(and of course I quote you too..)