If we all get filthy rich suddenly, I'd go there and be your tour-guide, and then I'd go to Australia...preferably in the winter, when the poisonous spiders sleep.

What makes you think the poisonous spiders sleep? They never sleep. Like Chuck Norris, they simply wait. And the winter is worse, because then they come inside to avoid the cold...

And then there's the Drop Bears. Don't get me started on the bloody Drop Bears...