Also I'm ovulating and I know it!

ick! I think that is worse then periods, on many occasions. a warm bean-bag on your tummy and lots of chocolate!

Great, my superpower skillz will be: the capacity of tracking down her entire menstrual cycle and not being harassed by peon level customs employees.

as my super-powers seem to be killing horses by favourising them, I'd say you came out on top ;))

Well...I'd better go and have some uninterrupted sexual intercourse if I'm to make any babies in this incarnation and lifetime.

definitly. if having babies why not have the fun making them. and they say vitamin-e is a real killer ;))