Aug. 14th, 2003

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So, Leif, the guy friend renting my apartment has been staying here, with me and B-man for a few days, since craftsmen have been sanding the floors over there.

These are two old friends of mine..but together they are just..LIKE A HUGE WANDERING IMPERSONATION OF TOURETTES SYNDROME!!!

To use the expression foul language, totally porn based..would be and understatement.

They could make an old Havana pimp and his harem of poor worn out hookers blush!

At least the first few times.

Yeah..so I'm like an old Havana hooker nowadays, when it comes to listening that is. One that has grown weary and blasé.

So, if someone greets me with phrases like: You bitch! you didn't give me my breakfast treat, by licking my XXXXX and sucking my XXXX as dessert! I would probably just say: oh, hi Leif...or: shove it Boman!

But mostly they use warm language on eachother, promising hot gay porn scenes, starring themselves, but of course never delivering!

Wimps. Perhaps it's something in the water...

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