ext_25481 ([identity profile] zombienought.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] seal 2009-10-20 03:17 am (UTC)

It may have been your fault that you
left the wallet, but it's their JOB
to work with you and assist you. I
guess all the thuggery in the luggage
screenings has really affected them.
(I had a pocketknife given me by my
father taken from me right after
TERROR took over the world.)

I just realised the irony of the em-
ployee telling you what immigrants
do. You should have stolen his wallet.
In fact, if you'd gotten his name, I
think you really *would* have had a
very strong basis for a complaint
against United.

The airlines are dying, anyway. We'll
all be riding dirigibles by 2030!

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